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Insults (Adult)

Insults (Adult)

12 Cookies containing messages that just might hit as hard as sticks and stones.


1. You'll never be the man your mother is


2. Your friends are jealous of people that don't know you


3. You're so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she was given a fine for littering


4. Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at the wall


5. People have difficulty seeing things from your point of view because they can't get their head that far up their ass


6. You're so dumb that you'd probably get hit by a parked car


7. It's not that everyone hates you, but most of them would unplug your life support to charge their phone


8. Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology


9. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer


10. There is a glass full of "Shut the fuck up" on the table, why don't you have some


11. Fuck you you fucking fuck


12. Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example


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