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Birthday (Adult)

Birthday (Adult)

12 Cookies containing birthday wishes targeted towards a more mature audience 


1. Happy Birthday to someone old enough to remember what it was like to poop without a smartphone


2. May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennial feels entitled to every day


3. Happy birthday…blah, blah, blah…alcohol!


4. Have a great time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina


5. May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children


6. You were going to drink tonight anyway but at least now you can use the, "It's my birthday" excuse


7. Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year


8. Like a fine wine we get better with age…or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine.


9. Congratulations on not being remotely young enough to be picked for the Hunger Games


10. Happy birthday. Your friends wanted you to know that they are all very glad your mom didn't have a headache that night


11. Happy birthday but lets face it, you're old. If you were milk people would definitely smell you before pouring you on their cereal


12. Happy final birthday…according to North Korea


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    12 Fortune cookies packaged in an authentic chinese takeout box. Each cookie contains "Birthday (Adult)" themed message

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